35 quarters of consecutive economic growth - a record.

I'm getting mighty tired of the Tory front bench moaning about how bad things are here when we are quite obviously in far, far better shape than most of Europe bar the Germans. And the Germans will be just a fooooked as anyone else when the Eurozone goes into serial collapse and their nice little earner blows up in their face like a cheap inflatable love toy from a Hamburg sex shop.

that's said with a certain amount of feeling. Tell us more ...

The Germans used to be well known for the quality of their robust and hard wearing Hamburg latex, now they are overrun by Russian gangsters and their inferior imported materials are giving the industruy a bad name. And you try taking that stuff back and complaining to an ex-spetsnaz shopkeeper! I'll tell you, the embarassment is never ending as you find yourself flying onto a street full of tourists with a half deflated rubber woman sticking out of your ars.....

I think that that may be the best post I've ever read here. ~Massive applause~ that man!