Just as long as he doesn't spit his dummy out if the nanny decides to wipe the babies @rse before his.

the proof of the pudding is in the eating -- not the capacity of the pudding

I contemplated clapping for the toenail but fortunately I was busy studying form for a bet in the 8-11pm race at Gulfstream Park.

Hope the studying paid off.

Boooooooooom!

Chicken dinner at 11/4.

Fear not all, Bozza is still alive and kicking.

The Donald bas informed us he talked to him last night, [i'he sounded great, like the old Boris.'[/i

The same donald who recommended injecting bleach into infected lungs?

[i'Everybody loves me,'[/i yeah, that headbanger.

Donald even makes Corbyn look competent

Makes Boris look like a Noble Prize contender

I wonder if he’d volunteer for that clinical trial?



His election has got to be the biggest failure of democracy ever (excluding collapses).

This video is well worth a watch. It's the moment Dr. Deborah Birx realises she's sold her soul to the devil.



[urlhttps://twitter.com/Daniel_Lewis3/status/1253482576699969537[/url

Quote Mild Rover="Mild Rover"I wonder if he’d volunteer for that clinical trial? His election has got to be the biggest failure of democracy ever (excluding collapses).'" Yes, but everybody loves him, he says so himself so it must be true. Some classics. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the ... nald-trump

Quote Mild Rover="Mild Rover"I wonder if he’d volunteer for that clinical trial? His election has got to be the biggest failure of democracy ever (excluding collapses).'" Yes, but everybody loves him, he says so himself so it must be true. Some classics. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the ... nald-trump

It’s no coincidence that two of the worst hit countries are led by actual incompetent buffoons who couldn’t run a bath let alone a country.



One bloke wants to shake hands with Coronavirus patients and the other wants us to drink Dettol.



What was that song Jarvis Cocker wrote again?

The blokes a total fuitcake, crank, crackpot.

Mad as a box of frogs.

Is he even that sane?

Personally I'm waiting for the Trump testing kit...

But he didn't did he? But of course you know that. The blokes a fruitloop so you dont need to exaggerate his stupidity

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... s-reaction https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK214356/ "Bleach is a strong and effective disinfectant"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... s-reaction https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK214356/ "Bleach is a strong and effective disinfectant"

Someone ought to get him a double shot, domestos, followed by a detol chaser.

If it works, problem solved and if it doesn't, a different problem may be solved.



The guy is just embarrassing. Talk about power going to his head





(apparently he was being sarcastic)

Quote wotsupcas="wotsupcas"But he didn't did he? But of course you know that. The blokes a fruitloop so you dont need to exaggerate his stupidity'" He went on to say: “Is there a way we can do something, by an injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that.” https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/ ... oronavirus

Quote wotsupcas="wotsupcas"But he didn't did he? But of course you know that. The blokes a fruitloop so you dont need to exaggerate his stupidity'" He went on to say: “Is there a way we can do something, by an injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that.” https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/ ... oronavirus

Breaking news.....................

Bozza has been found, and is, apparently, returning to work tomorrow.

It's time for the greedy and gullible to rejoice.



No10 Cabinet Office table Monday morning,



BOZZA - 'Hi everybody, it's good to be back. It was 50/50 at one stage, even though I didn't need a ventilator.....It was a couple of foreigners that pulled me through, and while I've been at Chequers, recovering, my friend Donald rang and advised me to take lots of bleach.....I feel great and I've even made a promise to Carrie that I'm gonna start going to nappy change classes, so I might have to leave early.'



CUMMINGS - 'Ok Boris, good to see you, now go and sit in the corner and we'll give you a shout if we need anything.'

Dont tell the Daily Express, they have his return to work down as "the second coming".



One of the issues that has started to puzzle me and annoy me too, is that while Raab was telling us that there was no point in testing anyone because "there wasn't a reliable enough test", our former EU friends in Germany were more than happy to test their people and their number of deaths and death rate are a fraction of ours and not only do we know their strategy for coming out of lockdown, they are already beginning to open up.

The UK on the other hand, has a number of deaths, which is close to double that of the official figure and isn't even prepared to contemplate publicly just how we even to begin to end the lockdown.

The damage to business is colossal, something which we will take decades to recover from and there is no lead coming from government, none whatsoever.



I cant see Johnson hiding away though, it's not his style

I asked about this testing panacea by Germany before. Why is their death rate so low compared to Italy and Spain when their test rates per million are about the same. What other reasons are there because looking at the figures it can't be just testing.

Quote wotsupcas="wotsupcas"I asked about this testing panacea by Germany before. Why is their death rate so low compared to Italy and Spain when their test rates per million are about the same. What other reasons are there because looking at the figures it can't be just testing.'" It's a very good point. https://www.bbc.com/news/health-52234061 "if you test a lot, you're also going to be testing a lot of people who don't have the virus or who have only mild symptoms. So, statistically, your death rate will look a lot lower than if you test only people who are already ill in hospital." I know they have more hospital ICU beds than the UK but they have more boarders & a larger population, from what we are being told it doesn't add up. I would like to know the facts about their lockdown process and protection for care homes. Do their care homes have resident doctors/consultants that don't visit multiple homes?

Quote wotsupcas="wotsupcas"I asked about this testing panacea by Germany before. Why is their death rate so low compared to Italy and Spain when their test rates per million are about the same. What other reasons are there because looking at the figures it can't be just testing.'" It's a very good point. https://www.bbc.com/news/health-52234061 "if you test a lot, you're also going to be testing a lot of people who don't have the virus or who have only mild symptoms. So, statistically, your death rate will look a lot lower than if you test only people who are already ill in hospital." I know they have more hospital ICU beds than the UK but they have more boarders & a larger population, from what we are being told it doesn't add up. I would like to know the facts about their lockdown process and protection for care homes. Do their care homes have resident doctors/consultants that don't visit multiple homes?