Excellent idea, but let's progress it a bit further. Why not reverse any empty trailers in the vicinity of these stuffed full Immigration Centres up to the front door....get the correct exit paperwork stamped up.....and with a cautionary eye on our carbon footprint, send a truck load rejoicing back down to the nearest Port!

Except for the exceedingly polite folks who simply can't bear to be beastly, it would be a win/win for everyone. Maybe not for for the unwanted illegals.

Obviously.

Not that much different from what happens, Stobart excepted.
So what's your point?


Ooh, you're so tough, we all look up to you.

So on the one hand, just stuff them in the back of a lorry (which is how some will have arrived here, the swines, so we act as badly as them/the people traffickers), but on the other hand, you want the paperwork to be correct and everything above board, which is half the battle in removing people in the first place.

Which is it? The illegal "chuck 'em in a van" route? Or the legal, by the book route? You sound confused.

Oh and the "stuffed full immigration centres" are fewer and further between in the UK than prisons that ARE stuffed full. Got any more vans handy?

Apart from this being a complete howler of a tactic, I do find the campaign very comical.
Aren't they really owning up to not having a clue about names, numbers and locations?

Isn't it really saying that fundamentally?

Because 'we' are so shambolic (Labour's fault of course) and are that clueless, we are asking 'you' to do the decent thing (the British thing) and do 'our' work for 'us'.
Please throw yourselves on the traps.
Monty Python where are you?