Post subject: Re: Your call is queued but your fire is important to us
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:18 pm
glee
International Chairman
Joined: Dec 22 2001 Posts: 2342 Location: Grange over Sands
Ring 999 and be asked to Press 1 for Police, Press 2 for Ambulance Press 3 for Fire.
Right you now have 6 options Press 1 if the fire has only just started. Press 2 if the fire has been going for more than 10 minutes Press 3 if you think you will need more than one appliance Press 4 if there is a threat to life Press 5 if you wish to speak to one of our operators. Press 6 if you have buildings insurance with Murgaltroyd Fire Safety Systems Please wait while we put you through to one of our operators.
Sorry, all of our operators are engaged. We have now placed you in a queue and your request for assistance is being treated with the utmost urgency. Thank you for choosing Murgaltroyd Fire Safety Systems.
This call is being recorded for staff training purposes
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Post subject: Re: Your call is queued but your fire is important to us
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:43 pm
Rooster Booster
International Chairman
Joined: Dec 22 2001 Posts: 7155 Location: Sydney 2000
Won't be long before you'll need a plaque on your wall showing what insurance company you belong to, before that private fire service comes to put it out.
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