a) Hull
b) Withernsea
c) Anywhere in Yorkshire


Jobs a good 'un.

There should just be walk in centres where people can go, book a slot and get access to a room with a chair with auto-needle. Once done the whole room is sanitised via flame and returned. A virtual reality voice could ask the question and run an algorithm to check if they meant it.

Less mess, no need for funerals or grief stricken relatives finding them. If you don't want to live, you shouldn't really have to.

But maybe a change in society might be a better option. There is always work available, it just depends on how much you are willing to degrade yourself to get it and people shouldn't be judged by the job they are doing. I've always thought that the workshy scroungers (Of which there are millions in this country) would be better dealt with by making them do Community service to earn their benefits. The country could be a pristine utopia that way.

Yeah. Except for those times when there are fewer jobs than out of work people. Like now, for example.

Aren't there loads of jobs, working as unpaid interns, or work experience security guards?

I did give this one some consideration.
A 'top-in' centre as opposed to a 'drop-in'.

They don't call Withernsea "the last resort" for nothing.

Me, I'd do a Tom Daley off the Humber Bridge while on the phone to Neil Hudgell.

Yes. Of course there is.

We have millions of unfilled vacancies right now.

Clearly these people were too lazy to apply for and get one – but not lazy enough to kill themselves.