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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:46 pm 
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That wasn't an offer by the way.


Sorry Dally.






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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:10 pm 
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I'd bet Dally wouldn't turn a BJ down, though I suppose that's different.


Vacuum cleaners are more hygenic.

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From the link ...The government vaccinates young women aged 12 to 13 against HPV.

I was under the impression that they were old enough if their feet reached the floor . Apparently the government approve when their knees touch the floor .






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Or do the finger sniffing test first. Some are preferable to munch on than others. :)

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cod'ead wrote:Always go for a 68

That's where she goes down on you and you owe her one


With your love of cod I would have thought that it's other way around. :wink:






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Clean ones smell of cod .






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I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.

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Leeds_Luke wrote:I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.


It could be pointed out that if your acquaintance didn't go around having casual sex ...






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Leeds_Luke wrote:I once knew a guy who contracted chlamydia in his mouth from going down on a dirty bird. He was mentally scared that much that the mere mention of oral sex would make him gip. True story.



I think the rule is, if when you open it up it looks like you are opening up a cheese toastie, then dont go anywhere near it!

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