FORUMS FORUMS






RLFANS.COM
Celebrating
25 years service to
the Rugby League
Community!

  

Home The Sin Bin Chilli bum



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 50 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:08 pm 
Moderator
Moderator
User avatar

Joined: May 07 2007
Posts: 12488
Location: Durham
i am quite fond of my spicy Indian and Mexican food.

I was out last night for a Mexican and had my usual portion of jalapenos.

Does anyon have any suggestions for the best way of avoiding chilli bum ( apart from not eating them) or how best to ameliorate the problem when i have to go to the toilet.






Huddersfield Giants 2013 over achievers

Huddersfield Giants 2014 under achievers ??????????

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:09 pm 
Player Coach
Player Coach
User avatar

Joined: Jan 15 2007
Posts: 11924
Location: Secret Hill Top Lair. V.2
poop in an ice bath.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

Frederick Douglas

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:11 pm 
International Star
International Star
User avatar

Joined: Sep 10 2010
Posts: 6668
Try taking Alka-Seltzer, it sorts my stomach out when I've drank too much. Just a tablet that dissolves in water.

I don't tend to get the chilli bum problem so I'm not sure if it will work or not but it's worth a try, you can get them from boots and they're not too expensive.

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:13 pm 
International Board Member
Club Captain
User avatar

Joined: Jul 02 2002
Posts: 4321
Location: Thornton
Bog roll in the fridge.






[size=85]The artist formerly known as Prestonsaint[/size]

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:14 pm 
International Board Member
Club Captain
User avatar

Joined: Jul 02 2002
Posts: 4321
Location: Thornton
Colonic






[size=85]The artist formerly known as Prestonsaint[/size]

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:15 pm 
International Chairman
International Chairman
User avatar

Joined: May 25 2002
Posts: 37704
Location: Zummerzet, where the zoider apples grow
Greek yoghurt either orally or anally, best thing for relieving any burn of any type






The older I get, the better I was

Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."

cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:16 pm 
International Board Member
Club Captain
User avatar

Joined: Jul 02 2002
Posts: 4321
Location: Thornton
Take a ton of laxatives so if it's going to burn it'll only be for a short while.






[size=85]The artist formerly known as Prestonsaint[/size]

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:23 pm 
Player Coach
Player Coach
User avatar

Joined: Jan 15 2007
Posts: 11924
Location: Secret Hill Top Lair. V.2
Time going for a shoite with setting a mouse trap off on your hand, you'll be more worried about the hand.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

Frederick Douglas

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:47 pm 
Player Coach
International Star
User avatar

Joined: Mar 27 2006
Posts: 5799
Location: Coventry
Scented candles.






[b][color=#0000BF]SUPPORT • SPONSOR • PLAY • JOIN A MIDLANDS RUGBY LEAGUE SUCCESS STORY

//www.coventrybears.co.uk[/color][/b]

Top
   
 
 Post subject: Re: Chilli bum
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:13 pm 
International Chairman
International Chairman
User avatar

Joined: May 23 2005
Posts: 31335
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska
Thread of the year!

Try and make it one of those ones that splashes back, and aim the splash back to the affected area!






Image

Krasota, viara i borba

Top
   
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 50 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next





It is currently Thu Sep 26, 2024 4:29 am


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 177 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  


It is currently Thu Sep 26, 2024 4:29 am
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
Recent
Not going to lie
NSW
21
Recent
Ground Improvements
Kettykat
18
Recent
Rumours thread
Kettykat
2302
Recent
Wigan win academy final
Phuzzy
8
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
53s
Shopping list for 2025
UllFC
5225
56s
Rumours and signings v9
NickyKiss
28785
1m
Transfer Talk / Rumour thread V4
Once were Lo
9932
1m
Zach Eckersley - 4 Year Deal
RobRiches
10
1m
Vagana confirmed as fed trained
Kettykat
2
1m
Salford H Moved to Thursday
Zig
110
2m
Ashurst to depart
Redscat
6
2m
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
62492
2m
Junior
Phuzzy
16
3m
Film game
Boss Hog
3899
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
Stewart Piper
Tatty Feeld
1
TODAY
Wigan win academy final
Phuzzy
8
TODAY
Nine players to leave
asmadasa
12
TODAY
Junior
Phuzzy
16
TODAY
Club merchandise
satanicmills
3
TODAY
Squads - Devils v Leopards
Bent&Bon
4
TODAY
Ground Improvements
Kettykat
18
TODAY
Vagana confirmed as fed trained
Kettykat
2
TODAY
Player of the Season public vote
NickyKiss
7
TODAY
Ashurst to depart
Redscat
6
TODAY
2025 Season
Marcus's Bic
11
TODAY
Not going to lie
NSW
21
TODAY
Zach Eckersley - 4 Year Deal
RobRiches
10
TODAY
Seth Nikotemo
Trojan Horse
16
TODAY
sigh
Halfdan of t
5
TODAY
Kick on lads
PopTart
2
TODAY
Will Tesi Niu Still Be Coming
Jack Gaskell
11
TODAY
Ben Thaler
Willzay
5
TODAY
Average Attendance 2024
BoredWiganer
13
TODAY
Player of the Year is
Roam Ranger
16
TODAY
2024 Southstandercom Prediction Competition Playoff Week 1
FoxyRhino
1
TODAY
Rule changes
Wires71
19
TODAY
Plough Lane Flooded
Smithers99
10
TODAY
2025 Fixtures
PopTart
8
TODAY
SL Dream Team 2024
Shabino
10
TODAY
2024 Dream Team
Oxford Exile
14
TODAY
Loop fixtures 2025
easyWire
9
TODAY
WIRE YED Prediction Competition St Helens Home Play Off
sir adrian m
4
TODAY
Salford Away Travel Information Play Off Eliminator 27/9/24
LancashireRe
6
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
Catalans Dragons Finish Sevent..
685
Hull KR Secure Second With Vic..
658
Wigan Seal League Leaders Trop..
747
Wakefield Trinity Sweep Aside ..
1136
Catalans Keep Season Alive Wit..
908
Salford Ensure Play-Offs And S..
1097
Ruthless Wigan Thrash the Rhin..
1248
Huddersfield Giants Hold Off L..
1356
Salford Close In On The Play O..
1247
Leigh Leopards Up To Fourth Af..
1332
Leeds Rhinos Into the Six Afte..
1544
Wigan Warriors Defeat Hull KR ..
1367
Wane Names Provisional Squad f..
1825
Leeds Rhinos Ride Their Luck F..
1867
Wigan Warriors Level Top As Ca..
1964
RLFANS Match Centre
Matches on TV
Sun 6th Oct
WSL2024
16:30
York V-St.HelensW
Sun 27th Oct
MINT2024
14:30
England M-Samoa M
Sat 2nd Nov
MINT2024
14:30
England M-Samoa M
Sun 22nd Sep
CH 27 Batley28-14Swinton
CH 27 Halifax14-10Bradford
CH 27 Swinton20-22Doncaster
L1 24 Hunslet18-14Midlands
L1 24 Keighley26-22Rochdale
WSL2024 15 LeedsW10-12York V
WSL2024 15 St.HelensW18-4WiganW
Sat 21st Sep
SL 27 Hull FC4-24Catalans
CH 27 Featherstone50-12Dewsbury
CH 27 Widnes12-18Toulouse
CH27 Wakefield46-0Barrow
NRL 29 Sydney40-16Manly
Fri 20th Sep
SL 27 Hull KR26-16Leeds
SL 27 Leigh18-12St.Helens
SL 27 Warrington54-0LondonB
CH 27 Sheffield24-26York
NRL 29 Cronulla26-18NQL Cowboys
Thu 19th Sep
SL 27 Huddersfield34-10Castleford
SL 27 Wigan64-0Salford
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Mens Betfred Super League XXVIII ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wigan 27 721 336 385 44
Hull KR 27 719 327 392 42
Warrington 27 738 319 419 40
Salford 27 550 547 3 32
Leigh 27 566 398 168 31
St.Helens 27 596 388 208 30
 
Catalans 27 475 427 48 30
Leeds 27 530 488 42 28
Huddersfield 27 468 658 -190 20
Castleford 27 425 735 -310 15
Hull FC 27 328 894 -566 6
LondonB 27 317 916 -599 6
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Betfred Championship 2024 ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wakefield 25 938 256 682 48
Toulouse 24 680 352 328 33
Bradford 25 628 387 241 32
York 26 639 463 176 28
Featherstone 25 616 484 132 28
Sheffield 25 618 498 120 28
 
Widnes 25 525 451 74 27
Doncaster 25 492 547 -55 25
Batley 25 406 527 -121 22
Halifax 25 489 627 -138 22
Barrow 24 418 694 -276 19
Swinton 26 474 620 -146 18
Whitehaven 24 414 806 -392 16
Dewsbury 26 320 871 -551 2
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
Recent
Not going to lie
NSW
21
Recent
Ground Improvements
Kettykat
18
Recent
Rumours thread
Kettykat
2302
Recent
Wigan win academy final
Phuzzy
8
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
53s
Shopping list for 2025
UllFC
5225
56s
Rumours and signings v9
NickyKiss
28785
1m
Transfer Talk / Rumour thread V4
Once were Lo
9932
1m
Zach Eckersley - 4 Year Deal
RobRiches
10
1m
Vagana confirmed as fed trained
Kettykat
2
1m
Salford H Moved to Thursday
Zig
110
2m
Ashurst to depart
Redscat
6
2m
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
62492
2m
Junior
Phuzzy
16
3m
Film game
Boss Hog
3899
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
Stewart Piper
Tatty Feeld
1
TODAY
Wigan win academy final
Phuzzy
8
TODAY
Nine players to leave
asmadasa
12
TODAY
Junior
Phuzzy
16
TODAY
Club merchandise
satanicmills
3
TODAY
Squads - Devils v Leopards
Bent&Bon
4
TODAY
Ground Improvements
Kettykat
18
TODAY
Vagana confirmed as fed trained
Kettykat
2
TODAY
Player of the Season public vote
NickyKiss
7
TODAY
Ashurst to depart
Redscat
6
TODAY
2025 Season
Marcus's Bic
11
TODAY
Not going to lie
NSW
21
TODAY
Zach Eckersley - 4 Year Deal
RobRiches
10
TODAY
Seth Nikotemo
Trojan Horse
16
TODAY
sigh
Halfdan of t
5
TODAY
Kick on lads
PopTart
2
TODAY
Will Tesi Niu Still Be Coming
Jack Gaskell
11
TODAY
Ben Thaler
Willzay
5
TODAY
Average Attendance 2024
BoredWiganer
13
TODAY
Player of the Year is
Roam Ranger
16
TODAY
2024 Southstandercom Prediction Competition Playoff Week 1
FoxyRhino
1
TODAY
Rule changes
Wires71
19
TODAY
Plough Lane Flooded
Smithers99
10
TODAY
2025 Fixtures
PopTart
8
TODAY
SL Dream Team 2024
Shabino
10
TODAY
2024 Dream Team
Oxford Exile
14
TODAY
Loop fixtures 2025
easyWire
9
TODAY
WIRE YED Prediction Competition St Helens Home Play Off
sir adrian m
4
TODAY
Salford Away Travel Information Play Off Eliminator 27/9/24
LancashireRe
6
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
Catalans Dragons Finish Sevent..
685
Hull KR Secure Second With Vic..
658
Wigan Seal League Leaders Trop..
747
Wakefield Trinity Sweep Aside ..
1136
Catalans Keep Season Alive Wit..
908
Salford Ensure Play-Offs And S..
1097
Ruthless Wigan Thrash the Rhin..
1248
Huddersfield Giants Hold Off L..
1356
Salford Close In On The Play O..
1247
Leigh Leopards Up To Fourth Af..
1332
Leeds Rhinos Into the Six Afte..
1544
Wigan Warriors Defeat Hull KR ..
1367
Wane Names Provisional Squad f..
1825
Leeds Rhinos Ride Their Luck F..
1867
Wigan Warriors Level Top As Ca..
1964


Visit the RLFANS.COM SHOP
for more merchandise!












.