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Sadly, unless you can come to my aid, the end is nigh. As per email from Agent Bauer:
"RE : INFORMATION
YOU HAVE BEEN TARGETED FOR ASSASSINATION OVER A PAST LEGAL FINANCIAL MATTERS . A HIRED INTERNATIONAL ASSASIN HAS BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU . ALL INFORMATION AND CONCRETE EVIDENCE WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU , BUT THAT SHOULD BE AFTER THE APPREHENSION OF THE ASSASSIN . PLEASE DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION TO ANY BODY, INCLUDING ANY OTHER ENFORCEMENT PERSONEL IN YOUR REGION. OUR EFFORT TO TRAP HIM MIGHT BE JEOPADISE , IF OUR STRATEGIES ARE EXPOSE BY OTHER ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES BEHIND THIS CRIME . FROM THIS MOMENT SEE ANYBODY AS SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.
THE PRIVATE INTERNATIONAL INVESTIGATOR TRACKING THE ASASSIN , WANTS YOU TO PURCHASE OUR DEVICE SECURITY ALARM, AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO PRESS THE DEVICE ALARM IF YOU SUSPECT ANY ACTIVITIES .WE CAN COME TO YOUR RESCUE THROUGH ANY OF OUR ATTACHED SECURITY PERSONEL, AND THIS IS POSSIBLE WITHIN OUR NETWORK CLOSE TO YOU IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES .
REGARDS, AGENT BAUER . INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE BUREAU
Sadly I can't afford the only thing that could save me, the security alarm, but if you would like to contribute to it so I can get one, please PM me and I'll give you my PayPal details - all money gratefully accepted.
Please do not read this if you are any body, including enforcement personnel in my region, else I am doomed.
It may all be to no avail, since even if I get the alarm, what if when the assassin finds me, he (or she - I must suspect everyone) chooses a method of terminating me that is faster than 10 minutes, being the security services callout time?
Woe is me
Sadly, unless you can come to my aid, the end is nigh. As per email from Agent Bauer:
"RE : INFORMATION
YOU HAVE BEEN TARGETED FOR ASSASSINATION OVER A PAST LEGAL FINANCIAL MATTERS . A HIRED INTERNATIONAL ASSASIN HAS BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU . ALL INFORMATION AND CONCRETE EVIDENCE WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU , BUT THAT SHOULD BE AFTER THE APPREHENSION OF THE ASSASSIN . PLEASE DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION TO ANY BODY, INCLUDING ANY OTHER ENFORCEMENT PERSONEL IN YOUR REGION. OUR EFFORT TO TRAP HIM MIGHT BE JEOPADISE , IF OUR STRATEGIES ARE EXPOSE BY OTHER ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES BEHIND THIS CRIME . FROM THIS MOMENT SEE ANYBODY AS SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.
THE PRIVATE INTERNATIONAL INVESTIGATOR TRACKING THE ASASSIN , WANTS YOU TO PURCHASE OUR DEVICE SECURITY ALARM, AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO PRESS THE DEVICE ALARM IF YOU SUSPECT ANY ACTIVITIES .WE CAN COME TO YOUR RESCUE THROUGH ANY OF OUR ATTACHED SECURITY PERSONEL, AND THIS IS POSSIBLE WITHIN OUR NETWORK CLOSE TO YOU IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES .
REGARDS, AGENT BAUER . INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE BUREAU
Sadly I can't afford the only thing that could save me, the security alarm, but if you would like to contribute to it so I can get one, please PM me and I'll give you my PayPal details - all money gratefully accepted.
Please do not read this if you are any body, including enforcement personnel in my region, else I am doomed.
It may all be to no avail, since even if I get the alarm, what if when the assassin finds me, he (or she - I must suspect everyone) chooses a method of terminating me that is faster than 10 minutes, being the security services callout time?
Woe is me
Last edited by Ferocious Aardvark on stardate Jun 26, 3013 11:27 am, edited 48,562,867,458,300,023 times in total
I received something similar from the FBI wanting my paypal details, as if the FBI would want anything to do with me or my paypal details. (Looks through curtains onto my front, checks the lock on the door, props baseball bat back up against the front door)
Current thoughts - Mago out or get running up them plantations, get fit or get rid. Maybe a back up halfback, someone with a bit of experience on a short term deal. Big tall strong running second rower, like a McMeekin or Sironen type back rower.
Joined: Mar 05 2007 Posts: 13190 Location: Hedon (sometimes), sometimes Premier Inn's
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Sadly, unless you can come to my aid, the end is nigh. As per email from Agent Bauer:
"RE : INFORMATION
YOU HAVE BEEN TARGETED FOR ASSASSINATION OVER A PAST LEGAL FINANCIAL MATTERS . A HIRED INTERNATIONAL ASSASIN HAS BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU . ALL INFORMATION AND CONCRETE EVIDENCE WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU , BUT THAT SHOULD BE AFTER THE APPREHENSION OF THE ASSASSIN . PLEASE DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION TO ANY BODY, INCLUDING ANY OTHER ENFORCEMENT PERSONEL IN YOUR REGION. OUR EFFORT TO TRAP HIM MIGHT BE JEOPADISE , IF OUR STRATEGIES ARE EXPOSE BY OTHER ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES BEHIND THIS CRIME . FROM THIS MOMENT SEE ANYBODY AS SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.
THE PRIVATE INTERNATIONAL INVESTIGATOR TRACKING THE ASASSIN , WANTS YOU TO PURCHASE OUR DEVICE SECURITY ALARM, AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO PRESS THE DEVICE ALARM IF YOU SUSPECT ANY ACTIVITIES .WE CAN COME TO YOUR RESCUE THROUGH ANY OF OUR ATTACHED SECURITY PERSONEL, AND THIS IS POSSIBLE WITHIN OUR NETWORK CLOSE TO YOU IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES .
REGARDS, AGENT BAUER . INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE BUREAU
Sadly I can't afford the only thing that could save me, the security alarm, but if you would like to contribute to it so I can get one, please PM me and I'll give you my PayPal details - all money gratefully accepted.
Please do not read this if you are any body, including enforcement personnel in my region, else I am doomed.
It may all be to no avail, since even if I get the alarm, what if when the assassin finds me, he (or she - I must suspect everyone) chooses a method of terminating me that is faster than 10 minutes, being the security services callout time?
Woe is me
Ganson got one as well, but they tracked the IP to a KC customer using his laptop in Parkers pub in Hull
Ferocious Aardvark wrote:Sadly, unless you can come to my aid, the end is nigh. As per email from Agent Bauer:
"RE : INFORMATION
YOU HAVE BEEN TARGETED FOR ASSASSINATION OVER A PAST LEGAL FINANCIAL MATTERS . A HIRED INTERNATIONAL ASSASIN HAS BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU . ALL INFORMATION AND CONCRETE EVIDENCE WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU , BUT THAT SHOULD BE AFTER THE APPREHENSION OF THE ASSASSIN . PLEASE DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION TO ANY BODY, INCLUDING ANY OTHER ENFORCEMENT PERSONEL IN YOUR REGION. OUR EFFORT TO TRAP HIM MIGHT BE JEOPADISE , IF OUR STRATEGIES ARE EXPOSE BY OTHER ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES BEHIND THIS CRIME . FROM THIS MOMENT SEE ANYBODY AS SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.
THE PRIVATE INTERNATIONAL INVESTIGATOR TRACKING THE ASASSIN , WANTS YOU TO PURCHASE OUR DEVICE SECURITY ALARM, AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO PRESS THE DEVICE ALARM IF YOU SUSPECT ANY ACTIVITIES .WE CAN COME TO YOUR RESCUE THROUGH ANY OF OUR ATTACHED SECURITY PERSONEL, AND THIS IS POSSIBLE WITHIN OUR NETWORK CLOSE TO YOU IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES .
REGARDS, AGENT BAUER . INTERNATIONAL INTELLIGENCE BUREAU
Sadly I can't afford the only thing that could save me, the security alarm, but if you would like to contribute to it so I can get one, please PM me and I'll give you my PayPal details - all money gratefully accepted.
Please do not read this if you are any body, including enforcement personnel in my region, else I am doomed.
It may all be to no avail, since even if I get the alarm, what if when the assassin finds me, he (or she - I must suspect everyone) chooses a method of terminating me that is faster than 10 minutes, being the security services callout time?
Woe is me
Ganson got one as well, but they tracked the IP to a KC customer using his laptop in Parkers pub in Hull
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Must be looking for work in these hard times now there's no more 24!
